Tabloid journalism: a satirical view

I found a long-lost professionally-recorded comedy sketch made when I was at the National Film School 20 years ago. It's my pisstake of down-market tabloid journalism. (Surely not true.) It was chosen as a training exercise by the head of the department for film and TV directors. The actors and camera men were all professionals. There were about 10 versions filmed, but I have edited them down to just two lasting a total of five minutes: https://youtu.be/VmI14S5cFek